
Polly
Polly: “Wood sumbuddy PLEASE put dat man in da ground allredy… I dont cares if you is 99% plasstic 1% of you has ta start stankin at sum tyn.. how da hell do you ress in peace if yo fanly be dragin you ass all ova da danm place. Lard I has a emty plot at da Zeebock cematerry in da Texas panhanel dat day can has. Letz git sum dirt on dat manz!!!!!! “
Someone else: he owes Los Angeles 1.4 million as far as I”m concerned…….
Polly: Gurl…you make me laff. i wood send LA sum munny. But my CC be like MJ….plastic an BROKE
Someone else: PEK, U need to take this show on the road!
Polly: Da lass tyn I be on da road…. no buddy wood pik me up.. Sept dis one manz… an WE WONT GO DER …OK!!!!!
Someone else: I hopes day bury his dead, stinkin butt under neath that Merry Go Round…
Polly: NO!NO!NO!…Hunny dat wood scar da chilrin.
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This is an actual conversation that was going on at one of my social network sites. I thought it was so funny I just had to share it with y’all. It’s not meant to offend so if you’re offended……get over it.
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