Remember the online course I had to take for my continuing education? Remember I started it? Remember it was supposed to be done before August 31st? Well, if you remember all that you are doing better than me.
Last night it just dawned on me that it was almost August 31st and I had put the course away and forgot all about it. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh….. I’ve been working on this chit ever since I realized what day it was yesterday and I’m still working on this chit. Not only is it long and boring, its long, boring and stupid chit and it’s taking me more than the required 30 hours because I’m not paying attention. I’m only clicking the green button to get to the next page and it’s never ending.
Tonight I fixed my favorite pizza. Homemade deep dish pizza made with pesto instead of marinara, lots of mozerella, fresh Roma tomatoes all cooked in an iron skillet. Yummy! Oh and a nice cold Corona to make it all go down smoother. Well, now that I’ve relived that glorious experience, I’ll get back to my point which is—-who writes this chit?
Here’s a series of screen shots of the course content that did get my attention as I was clicking the green button while enjoying my deep dish pesto pizza and cold one. 
Did you read what it said? Did I mention I just cut about 8 inches off my hair and it’s still not short? This is a real estate course, right? wtf?
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhh…………….
The middle-age stereotyping. This stupid online course. WHEN WILL IT END?
HAPPY TRAILS, Y’ALL
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Note: I just started doing these shout outs recently which is my way of saying, if I haven’t ever done a shout out for you it’s probably because you were here earlier or maybe it’s because I’ve got a terrible memory. If you would like a shout out from me, just drop me a line and job my memory. If you’d like me to act like I don’t know then drop me a line and tell me and I’ll pretend I don’t know you when people see us together.
Another Note: No more shout outs. I’ve be admonished and besides, it’s too hard to keep up with who I’ve done and who I haven’t done. O.k so maybe that didn’t come out quite like I meant it but you know what I mean. *HBL: I was only talking about who I’ve done shoutouts for and who I haven’t.*
August 27, 2008 at 11:00 pm
I love using pizza as an excuse to drink a cold Corona. An ice cold Corona, that I don’t have right now. And thank you ever so much for making me crave one. GEESH! LOL
That was from a real estate course? Please tell me you are kidding me. The nerve!!
August 28, 2008 at 4:41 am
Un-freakin-believable.
Fortunately, your examination of women’s hair is definitely going to translate to more homes sold.
August 28, 2008 at 8:16 am
My, my. I always love a good, qualified opinion from a realtor about why I wear my hair the way I do. And here I thought I cut it just to irritate Beloved.
Tell them I said “thank you,” will you, Janie dear? They’ve just saved me an incredible amount of money in therapy costs.
August 28, 2008 at 8:42 am
And this has to do with selling homes how? What a bunch of junk. Does it really show up on the test somewhere?
I hate stereotypes. I’ve had short hair since I left home at 18……nothing like military service to make you appreciate “wash-n-wear” everything!
August 28, 2008 at 9:29 am
This is crazy! Now I wonder what this says about me with my long hair and yes, I do color it even though I only have a few gray hairs which sometimes seem like a lot and I have no intention of cutting it in the near future. Does this mean I am a hippie? Just because I don’t like short hair..well, on me anyways. What does this have to do with real estate?
August 28, 2008 at 12:58 pm
I want a shout out! And…who are the hot women on your screen captures? LOL
Now…GET BACK TO WORK!
August 28, 2008 at 1:11 pm
I think after you finish and PASS the course you could publish the name and web address of these idiots for all of us with inquiring minds (and unacceptable hair cuts.)
Then as a public service to the idiots we could let them know what we women of a certain age think of the test and of them.
Only as a public service of course.
Bear((( )))
August 28, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Love the post; hate the shoutouts. Told that right to NGIP’s face and you know what she said? She hates them too.
August 28, 2008 at 8:48 pm
Um yeah. Long hair – bad, short hair – good. That’s the way it should be!
August 28, 2008 at 9:55 pm
First I was worried that the market won’t turn around, then I’m worried that MHS won’t ever finish remodeling the kitchen and now you tell me that before I consult a realtor that I need a haircut! Jeez! Clearly there wasn’t a woman there the day they wrote that script. I’m with Bear!
August 28, 2008 at 10:46 pm
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August 31, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Just recently cut my hair short…..does that mean I’m grown up now? How about that I am letting my grey grow out….does that mean I’m grown up now or just too lazy to do anything with my hair. You’re the “expert” now…….which is it?