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Time for another edition of weird, wild, and wacky search terms that bring you sick people to my nice innocent little blog. *wink*
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i want to slice my stomach off xlllllllI know the feeling but yikes….that would hurt!
is it ok to put a pickle in my butt? xlllllluhm……not just no but HELL NO!
oky ur a dumm ass ccccccco.k. apparently it takes one to know one.
perky women show your panties x Well, if you insist. *wink*
even a dumbass can win xccccccYou haven’t seen me play SmartAss, have ya?
is messy handwriting a sign of intelligence xWell yes…..I believe it must be.
pay for crap xDefine “crap”.
do women like a finger in the xx pie? That’s what you were going to say, right?
midlife women nude xwell, we get hot easily so what can I say??
crotch tickling x Hmm…..I’m not going there.
i feel rebellious in midlife x Me too. Tattoo anyone?
show me your crotch x Uhm….no and what’s with all the crotch talk?
can you be french kissed with false teeth xcccccI have no idea and don’t want to find out, although I’d say YES probably.
what clothes do you wear in kauai in june xcccccWell in my case……someone else’s. *shhhh….don’t tell*
custom made merkins xcccccThank you Fragrant Liar for this search. ha!
snubbed by sil xcccccYes, I know the feeling well.
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I love seeing what brings you weirdos people to my place. It brings a big smile to my face and really makes my day, especially when it gives me a big laugh. You all are the best!
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July 8, 2009 at 12:05 am
I haven’t looked at my searches in a long time. I used to get such a kick out of it, but then a couple real disturbing ones creeped in and I decided it was maybe best just not to look anymore. I enjoyed reading YOURS though! : )
I got some disturbing ones too but all I can say is……they were sadly disappointed to find my place after searching THAT. Ugh….ick….yikes!
July 8, 2009 at 4:18 am
“is messy handwriting a sign of intelligence” – good gawd, I hope so; both of my sons have atrocious handwriting. If it’s not a sign of intelligence, I’d be afraid to know what it is a sign of.
“i feel rebellious in midlife” – tattoos my ass. How about some large, mobile assault weapons? (Yes, I am feeling, shall we say, hormonal.)
I love your search terms – they are far more entertaining than mine!
Whew…..I’m glad you didn’t relate to the “finger in the……” LOL
July 8, 2009 at 8:41 am
So how the heck do you find these search terms that led wierdos to your blog? DOH. Middle aged woman who also gets hot a lot would like to know.
Di
The Blue Ridge Gal
WordPress shows search terms that brought people to my blog, in my dashboard.
July 8, 2009 at 9:13 am
I am only responsible for two of those this time… #2 and #10. The others are just from freaks.
Haha….so YOU are the perv!!!! The mystery is solved.
July 8, 2009 at 9:30 am
I haven’t looked at mine recently. Some of these are ..weird;)
There were actually some I was too embarrassed to print. Yikes!
July 8, 2009 at 11:37 am
When I first started blogging, I wrote a post about not being ready to go back to work mid July (we have a modified year round school schedule over here). I titled the post “Fuck Me.” Oh good god, you would not believe how many searches there were for teachers doing it.
Haven’t made that mistake with blog post titles again.
LOL I can only imagine!
July 8, 2009 at 12:04 pm
You’ve got yourself quite a rep as the pickle crotch girl! LMAO!
Yeah, what’s up with that???
July 8, 2009 at 2:16 pm
I don’t have any NEAR that weird.
Does it surprise you that I do?? LOL
July 8, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Yeah. Mine are all about what to wear when your kid graduates. Apparently there’s a lot of anxiety in that decision.
I have no worries of people coming to my place for fashion advice. Ha!
July 9, 2009 at 9:50 am
Thanks for commenting on mt Teddy Bear Post. I actually felt kinda wierd doing a blog post. This is all new to me
We’re all just a bunch of weirdos so welcome to our world. LOL
July 9, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Weirdo?
Yeah. That’s why we get along.
The Other other Janie
July 10, 2009 at 10:19 pm
OMG! I am writing this through the tears in my eyes from laughing so hard! What a hoot! You just bring out the best from the web don’t ya? And I agree wholeheartedly with the tattoo – been there, done that woohoo!
The best or as some would think…..the very worst. LOL