Polly
Polly: “Wood sumbuddy PLEASE put dat man in da ground allredy… I dont cares if you is 99% plasstic 1% of you has ta start stankin at sum tyn.. how da hell do you ress in peace if yo fanly be dragin you ass all ova da danm place. Lard I has a emty plot at da Zeebock cematerry in da Texas panhanel dat day can has. Letz git sum dirt on dat manz!!!!!! “
Someone else: he owes Los Angeles 1.4 million as far as I”m concerned…….
Polly: Gurl…you make me laff. i wood send LA sum munny. But my CC be like MJ….plastic an BROKE
Someone else: PEK, U need to take this show on the road!
Polly: Da lass tyn I be on da road…. no buddy wood pik me up.. Sept dis one manz… an WE WONT GO DER …OK!!!!!
Someone else: I hopes day bury his dead, stinkin butt under neath that Merry Go Round…
Polly: NO!NO!NO!…Hunny dat wood scar da chilrin.
X
This is an actual conversation that was going on at one of my social network sites. I thought it was so funny I just had to share it with y’all. It’s not meant to offend so if you’re offended……get over it.
X
July 9, 2009 at 8:42 pm
OMG! Pretty freakin funny!
Yep, I agree.
July 9, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Silly girl!
She said it….not me!!! LOL
July 9, 2009 at 9:41 pm
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!
July 9, 2009 at 9:45 pm
Really? That’s pretty hysterical!
Really. It’s what she said copied and pasted. really.
July 9, 2009 at 10:02 pm
Too damn funny…. but I agree… bury his ass and soon!
Di
The Blue Ridge Gal
Please!! Very soon.
July 10, 2009 at 3:24 am
Oh my goodness. I don’t care if they bury him, freeze him, or whatever, I just don’t want to hear about it any more!
Polly’s pretty funny, though
Emailed you a little cowboy to check out, btw.
Got it and LOVE LOVE LOVE it!!
July 10, 2009 at 4:32 am
“Says it like it is” Too funny
Polly IS quite entertaining.
July 10, 2009 at 9:31 am
Oh. My. Gawd.
And no one called her out on the horrid Ebonics? I’m amazed.
“her” is actually a “he” and since it’s supposed to be funny and entertaining, why would anyone complain about ebonics. I’m puzzled, especially with this coming from you. LOL
July 10, 2009 at 11:15 am
Wait! Michael Jackson is dead?
And who is this Polly and where can I find her…uh…him?
Dead, but not gone. Kind of like Elvis.
July 10, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Funny Stuff!!!! HAHAHAHAHA
She/He’s a funny person for sure.
July 10, 2009 at 1:13 pm
I think the family is planning on opening up Neverland again with his memorial there and they want to make $$$$$$$$ off of his death…even though he was quoted as saying he never wanted to be there again…or maybe they will bury him at Forest Lawn and just say his remains are at Neverland. Whatever…. I won’t be visiting anyway.
Yes, it’s a fiasco to make money. disgusting, in my opinion.
July 10, 2009 at 1:26 pm
I spoke to Polly yesterday and she/he was talking politics again. What a hoot! I think I’ll vote for Polly for president.
Yes, I failed to mention that we do know Polly personally. I’ve even done a little street walking with Polly. LOL remember???
July 10, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Well, my question was kind of tongue-in-cheek – I’ve seen similar bits of comedy on social networking sites/bulletin boards/forums where the person was eaten alive by those who, shall we say, take themselves a little too seriously.
The interwebz: not always a good place to read inflection.
O.k. i got it. i didn’t think that would be offensive to YOU. LOL Polly’s crowd know her/him and everyone just gets a good laugh out of the humor and so far I haven’t received any death threats from repeating it on here. So far…..
July 11, 2009 at 6:45 pm
That was no Social network – that was a private conversation between u and me and how dare u publish it!
ROFLMAO – tell me where u found this PLEASE – coz I want more!
oops…..no one would have guessed her true identity if you hadn’t given yourself…um I mean…her/him away!! good grief!
July 11, 2009 at 6:51 pm
Oh yes, I remember the street walking…… If others knew Polly they would know how “theatrical” she/he is.
Yes…very!
July 11, 2009 at 7:50 pm
ROFLMAO
” Sept dis one manz… an WE WONT GO DER …OK!”
Wiping the tears from my face… OMG that is the funniest damn thing I’ve read in a long time. Good Lord!
Hoooboy. Thanks for the laff today. And watch out for dem manz. *snicker*
Be careful, my dear…..you might bust a stitch.
July 12, 2009 at 2:45 pm
I think you hang out in more entertaining social networking sites than I do.
Well, then come on over to my place and I’ll introduce you to the wild side.
July 13, 2009 at 12:28 am
I am soooooooo sick of hearing about MJ! The TV stations here in S. Cal will not STOP.
I just hope we don’t start having MJ sightings for the next 30 years. YIKES!!
July 17, 2009 at 2:25 pm
That’s a crackup. Wish you could hear me cackling. Cuz it’s funny.
Friend me and you can catch her act first hand. She’s been in rare form this past week.
August 4, 2009 at 1:36 pm
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