Fun Times in The Emergency Room

Hunka Burnin Love had a little construction related accident on Monday.  His thumb jumped in the way of a fast-moving and sharp utility knife.  I was in more danger than he because he threw down said sharp object and it bounced across the floor and hit my foot.  Don’t worry, I’ll be fine but HBL was forced by me went to the ER and received stitches and he’ll live too.

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It wasn’t funny but yet…..it was funny.  Not the accident itself, but mostly the ER visit.

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HBL wasn’t going to the ER but I finally made convinced him he’d better or else he’d better not complain about it later and if he bled all over our sheets or furniture, I’d cut his other thumb off too!   He’s a smart man and agreed to go and was convinced they’d probably just give him a tetanus shot and send him home.

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Wrong.  There were stitches involved.

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Did you know that now when you get a tetanus shot you also got a whooping cough and diphtheria shot too?  At least you do if you’re over 40 because they say our childhood vaccinations are wearing off.

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Imagine my shock and surprise when I turned around and saw THIS going on!!!  Honestly, is that really the what it takes to make a man’s thumb feel better?  *wink*

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Later that evening I was waiting on HBL to get out of the shower so I started looking through the pictures I’d taken with my iPhone. I was completely caught off guard when I saw this picture.   I started laughing and couldn’t stop.  I had to get up and go show him what I was laughing about while he was trying to shower with a plastic bag tied over his hand.

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He only wishes he’d had THAT much fun at the emergency room.  Ha!

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That little uhm….contraption wraps the injured appendage up like this and it was invented by a woman.  Did you doubt?

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Since then, we’ve had some interesting conversations.  Here’s one example.

*We’re working in the barn and I turn around to see him wielding that utility knife while he’s straddling a 1 x 4 board and whittling away with the knife*

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Me: You’re using the utility knife again???

HBL: Yeah, but this time if it slips I’ll just cut off my balls.

Me: *after a short pause*  Well, if you do……give me a few seconds to grab my camera before you run out of here screaming.

HBL: Why doesn’t that surprise me that your first concern would be to capture it all on film?

Me:  *shrugging*  You’re the one aiming a utility knife at your own balls.

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HAPPY TRAILS, Y’ALL



16 Responses to “Fun Times in The Emergency Room”

  1. Di Says:

    Waaay too funny and reminds me of when Hubby and I remodeled our house in Maryland. He was always ‘the walking wounded’ and I just tried to stay out of the way of knives, saws, nailers, ladders, etc. you know, all the stuff that they start throwing when they get frustrated… LMAO….

    Hope he mends soon cuz I’m sure it hurts like crazy.

    Di
    The Blue Ridge Gal

  2. Maureen@IslandRoar Says:

    OMG, that had me laughing.
    I worked in a hospital for years and had no idea how pornographic it could be (that’s a lie; yes I did)!

  3. terri t. Says:

    Glad that he doesn’t have to worry about something every month like most women do……
    Hope he recovers quickly…that bandage will be looking pretty filthy soon.

  4. Jan Says:

    I feel poor HBL’s pain, having spent an evening getting stitches when I nearly sliced off the end of my pinkie finger while cutting up an onion.

    But your conversation? ROFLMAO!!! Hard for him to argue with that kinda logic, isn’t it? ;) Muah!!

  5. Smart Mouth Broad Says:

    I love those conversations. I need to start carrying a tape recorder with me me or at least a notebook because I always forget later. *sigh*

    There’s no way I’m showing MHS the pics of HBL at the ER. He’ll be all jealous and want one of those “contraptions” too. ROFL!

  6. Bobbie Says:

    I needed to laugh and you sure gave me one! If I had a camera all the times my ex did things like that I could have made so many people laugh. Thank you SMB!

  7. Bonnie Baker Says:

    cracking up here!!

  8. Linda P Says:

    You two crack me up!

  9. Nothing Fancy Says:

    LOL LOL LOL

    I mean…poor HBL…

  10. Wendy Says:

    OMG!! I am dying here… hang on lemme get up on the floor!
    okay- so that was one heck of a “contraption”
    Hope ya kept it… (wink,wink)
    Poor HBL :(

  11. tera Says:

    Oh…poor guy! Doesn’t look like it impaired him too much, though, so that’s good. Good thing you were there for posterity!

  12. Alan Says:

    Yeah…this ENTIRE posting has me cringing…

    And THIS is why I do very little with the few tools I have…

  13. Midlife Mama Says:

    ROFLMAO! That’s a scream!!! “You’re the one aiming the knife at your balls”

    OMG! That is tooooo freakin’ funny for words!!!

    Men…sheesh. LOL I’m really glad it wasn’t more serious and that no balls were involved…this time. hehe

  14. Cate Says:

    LOL – what can I say? At least he has two balls in case of utility knife accidents…..

  15. Delaney Says:

    Isn’t that a typical man?? My hubby lost the tip of one of his fingers about 6yrs ago so I’m glad your hubby didn’t manage to damage himself that much.

  16. steppingthru Says:

    At least he wasn’t flashing everyone and telling them “If you got it, flaunt it.” LOL That photo is hilarious and should be enlarged and framed.


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